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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Jameron » Sun May 09, 2021 10:08 am

:D :D :D :D :D

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"For a few seconds Oskar saw through Eli’s eyes. And what he saw was … himself. Only much better, more handsome, stronger than what he thought of himself. Seen with love."

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Post by PeteMork » Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:44 pm

Good stuff!
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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Siggdalos » Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:40 pm

When it comes to old posts from earlier in this thread, I find myself going back to Oskar and the girl by intrige every now and then. It makes me smile every time.
intrige wrote:
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"Tommy?"
"Yeah"
"How do you get girls to like you?"
...
De höll om varandra i tystnad. Oskar blundade och visste: detta var det största. Ljuset från lyktan i portvalvet trängde svagt in genom hans slutna ögonlock, la en hinna av rött för hans ögon. Det största.

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by dongregg » Tue Jul 27, 2021 12:21 am

:D
“For drama to deepen, we must see the loneliness of the monster and the cunning of the innocent.”

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by intrige » Sat Jul 31, 2021 10:33 pm

Siggdalos wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:40 pm
When it comes to old posts from earlier in this thread, I find myself going back to Oskar and the girl by intrige every now and then. It makes me smile every time.
intrige wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:20 am
"Tommy?"
"Yeah"
"How do you get girls to like you?"
...
Oh wow I don't even remember writing this one! How fun! I haven't read through the "Little funny fictions" thread in a long time, maybe I ought to do just that! :D
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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Siggdalos » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:35 pm

"So you can taste if someone is sick?"
"Yes. And if they're on drugs, and kind of how old they are. It's better the younger and healthier they are."
"That makes sense. What did mine taste like?"
"What?"
"That time in the basement. When you..."
"Right, right. Um... I don't know. It tasted like normal. Like anyone."
"Anyone who's m- our age?"
"Yes."
"That it?"
"Well, it was a bit... dusty."
"Dusty?"
"Well, it was on the floor."
"... What does yours taste like?"
"How should I know?"
"..."
"..."
"Can I...?"
"No."
"Aw."
De höll om varandra i tystnad. Oskar blundade och visste: detta var det största. Ljuset från lyktan i portvalvet trängde svagt in genom hans slutna ögonlock, la en hinna av rött för hans ögon. Det största.

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by dongregg » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:06 pm

Ha ha!
“For drama to deepen, we must see the loneliness of the monster and the cunning of the innocent.”

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Jameron » Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:57 am

Lol, well done.

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"For a few seconds Oskar saw through Eli’s eyes. And what he saw was … himself. Only much better, more handsome, stronger than what he thought of himself. Seen with love."

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Kitsune » Tue Sep 28, 2021 5:50 pm

Siggdalos wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:06 am
...and now because I started thinking about it, I couldn't resist doing my own spin on it.

Sabbatsberg hospital, Sunday November 8
Lacke: ... and then we can buy that cottage on the countryside, you and me.
Virginia: Please, Lacke, I need you to help me. How would we afford a cottage anyway?
Lacke: Dad's stamp collection.
Virginia: What?
Lacke: I told you, I have my dad's old stamp collection. I can start selling it off, and you know, one stamp is worth eighty grand...
Virginia: Yes...
Lacke: ...if I find the right buyer, and then we can buy that cottage I've talked about...
Virginia: Yes, I see...
Lacke: ...listen to the larks singing...
Virginia: Be quiet!
Lacke: ...grow potatoes and beets...
Virginia: Be quiet! Just listen to me!
Lacke: Okay, what do you want, then?
Virginia: I want you to destroy my heart.
Lacke: Destroy your heart? Why would I do that?
Virginia: I'm a vampire.
Lacke: Vampires don't exist.
Virginia: Yes they do.
Lacke: Well, how'd you become a vampire, then?
Virginia: A mysterious pale child, their head covered in raven-black hair, descended upon me from the treetops in the dead of night to feast on my blood, cursing me to an immortal existence of preying on my fellow humans. That is why I am a vampire.
Lacke: Listen. Strange kids jumping out of trees is no basis for ending a person's existence. Our society is built on rational scientific principles, not some archaic East European superstition.
Virginia: Be quiet!
Lacke: You can't expect me to illegally assist in suicide just 'cause some brat spooked you during a walk.
Virginia: Shut up!
Lacke: I mean, if I went around saying I was a werewolf just because some shaggy mutt bit me in the foot, they'd put me away!
Virginia: [grabs Lacke's arm] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Lacke: Ah, now we see the violence created by your delusions!

Oh that killed me right there! So funny! I'm glad people loved my parody I made as tiger eyes. Having reread them, I just couldn't stop laughing. I miss all this.

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